alxi

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[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

walk home in sopping wet clothes and everyone just thought we were so funny and random but it was actually just piss and friendship

[alxi @aluxrs]

cherche une place pour asap rocky à paris, 30 sept, hit me up

[alxi @aluxrs]

@Jjoky_ coucou toujours dispo ?

[menaxmax @max_lamenassse]

ils devraient faire une appli où tu peux t'occuper du faucon de ta jnr genre comme tamagochi ou pou et quand tu tires sur ta jnr il grandit ou il est content un truc comme ca

[Soogggyyy @Soogggyyy]

j’voulais rentrer chez moi c’est pas Léna Situation elle a privatisé ma maison ???

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[alxi @aluxrs]

😽😽

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[Clown Town 🍉 @boohoobozo]

@swantail Realized recently that the opposite is true as well. Plenty of times I thought a man was joking, he was actually just stupid

[alxi @aluxrs]

pfiou jsuis ko de faire des screening de cv (les ploucs ont découvert hinge)

[❀ @deallium]

i feel very weird about you and i need you

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[Loyis @loyislabiche]

Déjà à partir du moment où le petit navire avait JAMAIS navigué on aurait du se douter que ça allait mal finir cette histoire