Luis Alvarez

stand up comedian/nursing student/fisherman IG : alvarezcomedy

[Chicken King MMA @ChickenKingMMA]

Whenever a Muslim & Christian get along

A jew tries to intervene

[Luis Alvarez @alvarezcomedy]

Me n my girl living two different realities lol cus why she trying out wedding dresses when I’m still trying to figure out how ima pay the bills this month 🤣🫩

[Luis Alvarez @alvarezcomedy]

Both , next

[MMA Queens @MMA_Queens]

UFC flyweights Rachael Ostovich & Tracy Cortez

Choose your fighter wisely

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

[Luis Alvarez @alvarezcomedy]

Life got better when I deleted everyone from my hometown haha

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

There's just no way all these doctors are liars. The level of evil is off the charts...

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

My biggest conspiracy theory is after this concert every sovereign nation on the planet simultaneously recognized how easily they could be overthrown so they made everything gay and retarded and full of third worlders

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

Joey Bada$$ was 17 and Capital Steez was 19 when they dropped this collab

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

Greatest console ever

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

When somebody tries to hurt you but you’re already dead inside

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

let the kids believe in Santa, i believed the Undertaker & Kane were brothers

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

At the same damn time

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

Me every day at work since the World Series ended

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Someone in Mexico already named their child Ohtani 😭😭😭

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

When your wife asks if you had more than two beers.

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[JA @J___Alvarado]

I don’t care if Kirk is Mexican. Ya me tiene hasta la madre

[Luis Alvarez @alvarezcomedy]

God damn

[Alexis @hialexis_]

2 am in the corner store