lys

24 rats stacked in a trench coat

[kate @bastardbugzz]

today men r having their galentine’s parties

[kate @bastardbugzz]

^3^

[lys @alvssv]

@bastardbugzz BOOOOO smack her!

[lys @alvssv]

he boutta get beat up!!!

[lys @alvssv]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lys @alvssv]

@333kaattt ily mf 😙😙😙

[lys @alvssv]

holy fuck neck deep

[lys @alvssv]

@0miwrld u are the funniest mf alive bro

[PETEЯ @CowTrivia]

My horny ass could never go to Azkaban with them dementors

[lys @alvssv]

@CowTrivia dats da fweakin point

[lys @alvssv]

trying not to have an aneurism listening to my exhaust rattle against my sway bar 😋

[lys @alvssv]

@CowTrivia imma put this whole car into a pit of lava if she don't stop with this nonsense

[lys @alvssv]

bestest boy :,-) <3

[lys @alvssv]

one of my coworkers said i look like "the singer from paramore and the drummer from skillet" combined and i've been riding that high ever since

[lys @alvssv]

@bastardbugzz bruh that bitch is tryna get me to log into my icloud rn i'm SCARED LEAVE ME ALONE

[lys @alvssv]

guys i got my phone stolen by a homeless man in january... well someone just now pinged it's location and ITS IN CHINA

[lys @alvssv]

this dude literally just punched the air cuz i said i'm not single i'm CRYINGGG

[lys @alvssv]

was just gifted a custom solstice squishmallow... i am sobbing

[lys @alvssv]

https://t.co/q8lGfxXmwV

[lys @alvssv]

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