Uther Pendragon

Saving the world one stupid tweet at a time

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@Sahernx7 Angling, lawn bowls, swimming, diving.

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@SawyerMerritt @Starlink My company moved to a new area of Melbourne (AU) and every time I get a call on my mobile I have to go outside and stand on one leg (almost literally!). Bring on direct to cell!

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@Simi_2210_ One, the killer plus 70 corpses. 31 fled the room.

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@liorsela No - you just drove through a red light. You are still responsible!

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@james_xond The internet, especially on a $/MB basis.

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@Irina_exh Phone book(s) note pad, pen, ash tray.

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@Beno10_MFC The bowl is different in D

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@Simi_2210_ 18

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@Liza137823 In Australia somewhere between fuck all and $8.

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@WorkElizab Theakston’s Old Peculiar

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@Matthew82888401 @Babywwir Or an 8track.

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@honeymoon250 Sadly, I’d call it the impossible dream.
As an outsider I��d seriously question if the USA is ready to elect a woman of colour, let alone two of them.

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@lady_valor_07 1983. video and RAC give a hint.

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@EdKrassen TBH, if I had to choose between Trump and Epstein, I’d fuck Epstein!

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@officialzilf Yeah you love blokes who go down! 😆

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@JuicyMomx No I’m from Melbourne, I’d take you somewhere they sell decent coffee!

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@harleyxwest Don’t let the haters get to you. You look great- were I 40 years younger I’d be flirting with you like crazy 🤪

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@AlexiaHanna12 @JuicyMomx Fuck yeah

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@Giovanna2it @MommyMaterial8 Yep

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@amandamom01 Emminently fuckable