JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me

i get drunk, follow the pretty broads, and make a fool of myself.

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

drink, snort, and fuck everything in sight.

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

Feel like a Holocaust survivor rn

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

if you hug me, we’re fucking

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

i’m the pied piper of pussy.

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

Y'all think vampires can contract HIV?

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

John 3:15: What that pussy dooooo?

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

do animals

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

my dick is in love with pain

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

Do cats jack off? Wondering.

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

I wanna go to the moon so I can rape the world

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

i got molested in among us

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

FOMO stands for fear of missing orgy

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

#WetYoDickWednesday

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

do NOT come to my house with a bag of bugles!

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

Just saw a banana rape a strawberry

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

i have a macropenis

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

Why do blimps have bathrooms?

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

i'm suffering from anal rot

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

got scissored by some lizards last night

[nae 🍒 @naerxby]

#SwirlYourTongueOnTheTipSunday

[JOHN PERC GOD🦍💯🍃^ dat me @always__erect]

I don't understand how blow heads get fat