alli binder

everything that shines isn't always gold

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! Ted Cruz asks America if it's crazy enough to elect him president!

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

The @SFGiants' @BusterPosey has been voted the #FaceOfMLB! #BusterPosey

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

HUMP DAY.
#BusterPosey #FaceOfMLB

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews 77% of millennials can't name a US senator in their state. Odd since senator has probably been in office their entire life.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! It's whiter than a congressional subcommittee out there! #Blizzard2015

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews Boehner to sue Obama again. Right after he sues the sun for turning him into a human third degree burn.

[HLN @HLNTV]

The #CharlieHebdo website is back online with this, and only this, image after 12 people were killed at the magazine

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! Tune in to watch Dick Cheney talk about torture! Or stick to your original plan, watching "Saw." #LessGraphic

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I've always been a die hard fan of Star Wars. Not to mention a Star Wars fan of Die Hard.

[alli binder @always_alli]

I sincerely enjoy going to the laundromat, what's wrong with me?!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews US Postal Service reports huge security breach. As a result, ALL Russian crime orgs will Save The Date for Karen and James.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Do elections bore you? Then tune in to my LIVE show! The elections will still be boring, but there could be a nip slip!

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

2010 - 2012 - 2014. YES! YES! YES! #SFGTrilogy

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews McDonalds profits plummet 30%. Hamburglar forced to steal burgers to survive instead of just for the thrill.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

THE #SFGIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE #SFGIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tonight! Find out how our new war is going! Hint: not well!

[alli binder @always_alli]

“@MLBJesus: Put thy Faith in the Lord.
Put thy money on Crawford.” #OrangeOctober

[alli binder @always_alli]

... But seriously what ever happened to s club 7?

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

#PotterheadWeekend has me longing for Longbottom: http://t.co/UXMK02LYUm

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Historic GIF #Timmy2Times http://t.co/qAo9rjfFrs