Billy Bloom

i'm that guy your mom wanted you to date and you were like nah, he sucks. DJ/bartender/lover/eater/fatter

[Billy Bloom @always_blooming]

Isn't it all about which team had more fun with their teammates though? #WorldSeries

[Billy Bloom @always_blooming]

@bigjimmurray It wasn't the greatest game 7. But from an entertainment standpoint, games 1-6 were WILD.

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How can you not be happy for the #Astros? Side note, congrats on the sex, Justin Verlander.

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Guy sitting next to me at the bar: "The Dodgers are in some real trouble." #shuthimoff

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Walked past 2 15 year old looking kids trick or treating. Not even with a pillowcase, with a legitimate candy bucket. I respect the hustle.

[Billy Bloom @always_blooming]

@EllenFlem #Sad!

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Here's a fun tip! If you have to pay for your cigarettes in quarters, maybe you should smoke a little less. #GetOuttaMyWay

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@Toucherandrich Least she didn't make a Harvey Weinstein joke right? #TeamHana

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Watching 2 single 60 year olds flirt is actually mystifying. #takingnotes

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Sick pitching tonight, boys. #WildCard

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I'm not a social justice warrior and I'm not an expert on Nevada gun laws. But NOBODY needs an assault rifle to "protect" themselves.

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This wasn't radical Islamic terrorism. This was a guy with an assault rifle. Things need to change. And fast.

[Rob "Hardy" Poole @HardyRadio]

Felger saying he could dodge any foul ball sounds an awful lot like something Marky Mark would say.

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@bigjimmurray Felger with an ALL TIME hardo rant.

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Matchbox 20's playing now. Early 2000s butt rock's in full effect. I've got money on Daughtry coming up next. #degenerategambling

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And to further the furthering of that Coldplay point, STOP YOUR WHINING YOU GODDAMN BITCH, CHRIS MARTIN.

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And to further that Coldplay point, how many dentist's offices in America are currently playing a Coldplay song? O/U has to be 25,000.

[Billy Bloom @always_blooming]

Sitting in the dentist's office waiting room and pondering some of life's great mysteries. Like why have 2 straight Coldplay songs played?

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@toucherandrich Clearly ESPN didn't want a newcomer coming in and stealing the show.

[Billy Bloom @always_blooming]

@Toucherandrich Wasn't expecting to get blue balled this early in the morning. #ThanksSarge