Allison Barton

fancy meeting you here

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

@kylakilla69 @northwoodsgurl thank GOD

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

@clairedeuxlunes ✨your bank account✨
~from a fellow overworked cap

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

this is so good I can’t not rt

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Occam's Razor ★ @occamsrazor45]

Pete is getting Biden votes from Fox viewers, full stop.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“before i say this... i want you to know that i KNOW it’s crazy, ok? i just want you to know that i’m aware of that.” - me before everything i say in therapy

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

all i wanna do before i die is see mayday parade live 🥺

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Drinking a lot of water is cute and all... but peeing every 20 minutes... is not the fucking vibe

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

@k8rtothotdish FUCK

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

according to my official calculations it’s finally here. if you need me for the next 61 days i’ll be watching hocus pocus in a corn maze

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

healing doesn’t mean the damage never existed. it means the damage no longer controls ur life 🗣

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

@k8rtothotdish E) all of the above?

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

my therapist asked me how i was doing and i told her i was fine and i saw her write down “in a state of distress” LMFAO......... she’s not wrong

[Allison Barton @alwaysalpal]

@itsalexisnagle absolutely iconic 👊🏼

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

[GL @gldivittorio]

Quick GOP recap: Women who want abortions are irresponsible, morally inept, heartless, and should also be mothers

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

MESSAGE