Andreanna

foodie. dog mom. self-love enthusiast.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

FACT CHECK: Democrats are not trying to steal an election. They are arguing for every vote to be counted. Counted is not stealing.

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

Know your news sources’ biases AllSides Media Bias Ratings https://t.co/dzMytJg1hd

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

Jed, you sure you don’t want to be an actor too? Add it to the resume next to the dog jingle. #TheBacheloretteFinale

[carson bennett @carsonwhat]

me knowing i have to watch jed play that damn guitar again #TheBacheloretteFinale #TheBachelorette

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

My grandmother just said, “she had the best and she chose less.” And like wow goddamn.

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

I don’t ghost. I don’t go abruptly from 💯 to gone. I’m more of a pixel fade. It’s a slow effect.

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

When I order things online at work and they’re not waiting for me when I get home

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

Me: *ghosts guys all the time*
Guy: *ghosts me*
Me:

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

The shot heard around the world:
“Shoutout to Versace for specially making me this dress and shoutout to Michael B Jordan cause he's gonna be taking it off me tonight.”-@NICKIMINAJ

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i’m not saying i’m the funniest person i've ever met but nobody can make me laugh as hard as i can make me laugh

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

These NBA teams wore the names of the Thousand Oaks shooting victims in tribute

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

no money november is going absolutely fantastic so far

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

Also, is this why college is so expensive? Did we pay thousands of dollars to have the month of Santa off?

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

PSA: the most painful thing that will happen to you post-college is going in to request time off for Christmas and realizing you’d have to work 100 years before you accrued enough time to take off the whole damn month.

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

I now understand Ebenezer Scrooge. He couldn’t accrue the vacation time to be holly jolly.

[Andreanna @alwaysandreanna]

When you’re getting teary eyed over the ending of your 5th Hallmark Christmas movie of the day