Always Be Broke

Sunshine, pipelines, and everything in between. Relax I’m an environmentalist - my Porsche is electric. Committed to living below my means for peace of mind.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

Is it just me or is a @Costco dating service a lost opportunity?

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

How do I know media brainwashing is real?

Obama’s ICE Chief received an award for removing over 900,000 illegal aliens.

Trump’s ICE chief was called a Nazi.

It is the same person - Tom Homan.

The difference? What the media told people to believe.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

Can we officially change DEI to stand for “diversified equity investment”?

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

I don’t want to hear anyone calling conservatives “pedo supporters” ever again when Tim Walz literally just pardoned a pedo.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

@AaronHectorCFP It’s a duck ton of money.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

@yinzer_g US men’s team represent the country. US women’s team represents itself.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

@NYCMayor Warmth of collectivism but only in cold months.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

.@realDonaldTrump FIFA is enriching uranium and is now two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon

[Your Neighbor🧸❤️ @IamOffcial]

@ErlingHaaland @Brien1411 Now you are even afraid of your self too 😹😂😂

[Mia Talias @miatalias]

Go back home.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Nothing screams TRUE SOCIALIST like:

-A millionaire who owns 3 homes
-Arriving in a huge SUV
-To his private jet
-To fly out and give a paid speech
-On the evils of capitalism and fossil fuels

Am I right?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

Neat

[greg @greg16676935420]

It’s been 69 days since 4/20 which can only mean one thing

Happy Birthday @elonmusk!

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Did a single person notice any improvements in their daily life thanks to this massive injection of charitable giving?

No. Because it all, 100%, vanished into the bottomless coffers of the most corrupt and useless NGOs on the planet.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boom

[Peter Boghossian @peterboghossian]

This one post tells you (almost) everything you need to know.

[Masih Alinejad @AlinejadMasih]

Wow, now Iran’s regime and Egypt have objected to Seattle’s Pride Match and urged FIFA to remove Pride-related symbols.

This is exactly what I’ve been warning about: authoritarian Islamists never stop at asking for tolerance.

First: “Respect our religious practices. Respect our customs. Respect our sensitivities.”

Then: “Change your traditions. Silence your values. Adjust your society to our ideology.”

These are the same “values” that sentence women to 74 lashes for singing, execute gay people, and shoot peaceful protesters in the streets.

Free societies should never surrender their values to appease authoritarianism.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers this?

[Always Be Broke @alwaysbebroke]

@MurrayHillGuy1 In what world are you not roasting Craig’s use of heart eyes emoji!? This account used to mean something. Fuck Craig.