always innit

keep it on me like pennywise

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i got abducted by aliens and they fr put their nose in my ass

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i will inhale any unknown particles i see floating in the air. any time, any place.

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

doing this dance to an army of sprinting strong independent black women

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

going to a gas station to fart my little brown heart out

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

thank you x, the everything app

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i use my telepathy to contort my penis

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i have an alien son in space, i wish i could see him

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

smoking farts from my poop bong

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i wanted to be bullied so bad in high school, i gave myself a swirly and no one gave a fuck

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

carmen winstead! i’m here for you!

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i’m so very afraid of pennywise

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

my day 1 homeboy is a little racist but i let it slide since he kinda ugly he don’t know any better

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

what if it was spelled like “jooz”

[Enigma @enigmacuration]

Unabomber (Ted Kaczynski) cabin located inside a secure FBI storage facility and photographed by Richard Barnes for the New York Times in September 1998

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

hawk tuah is actually my cousin but i guess she doesn’t talk about me much

[always innit @alwaysinnit_]

i make up bits you can’t even comprehend