izzy

kleine kanadischer überflieger

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

living with your parents in your 20s

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

@regendaspragent @SanJoseSharks @sjbarracuda @MattMahanSJ Happy Birthday!!! 🥳

[mark webber’s publicist @pepitoluver]

begging y’all not to use ully’s very real raw struggles as a vessel for comparison with a fictional character i can’t even begin to explain how insensitive that is

[illegally blonde @illegallybIond3]

watched a vgk fan get their shit rocked immediately after yelling rape threats leaving the canes watch party

[anna⁷ @callisto_a]

🚨 Right-Handed Defenceman Adam Goljer Will Be Drafted By San Jose Sharks In The 2026 NHL Draft Due To Being Born on 6/7.

[birthday faith 🎂 @lesdayism]

MY HARRIS IS TEETER

[banana stawberry swirl smoothie @yeorkle]

Let’s talk about it

[aubs 🏒 @puckyshot]

one of the NHL’s biggest problems is their refusal to break the implicit Boy’s Club rules and actually hire younger, more energetic coaches and administrators for some of these aging franchises. You need YOUTH! Instead it’s a revolving door of the same 20 old farts

[Trevor Zegras Hat Watch @tzhatwatch]

it’s always “women only watch sports because the men are hot” and never “men only watch sports so they can bet their life savings on them”

[simar @shotsonnate]

I don’t think people actually realize he had to relearn how to climb stairs before he could return to NHL ice. I’m sorry, but if that doesn’t fit your definition of perseverance, the problem is your definition.

[izzy @alwaysintandem]

ATTABOY BLAKEY

[z - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

heated rivalry fans after a long day of harassing their leads and flooding the replies of a tweet about a real life asian player with their bullshit:

[Lu @DonLulio]

you talk to some whos 21 on twitter and realize yo brain really don’t finish developing till 25 but then you see a 27 year old on here with the same thinking process as the 21 year old and realize all this shit fake asf and we all going to hell

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

The people who have it the worst from Trump’s appearance at MSG tonight are the local workers, restaurants, bars, and other businesses. Tonight was going to be their best day of business possibly ever. Trump robbed them of that entirely. Very unfortunate, yet very on brand.

[mira 🐾 @chinakhovsgun]

carter hart in the stanley cup finals and cal foote in the calder cup finals...i hope they both choke and die

[Maine @mainey_maine]

Europeans finding out Atlanta is a city that’s in a forest is hilarious yet entertaining

[☣︎ indigo @yurilehkonen]

acting like those students who can’t handle doing a group project outside their friend group

[izzy @alwaysintandem]

funniest possible scenario and also what i think should happen is the red wings just tell larkin no

[goldenziv @zivthepaladin]

some pwhl fans need to start following actual sports reporters bc we r half way thru expansion and your doomposting about the league expanding again WHEN MULTIPLE SOURCES close to the league have said they’re waiting till after 2030 szn to expand again like cmon

[YG @Young_Gritty]

Maybe this is a hot take, but if you request a trade, you shouldn’t be allowed to force your way to only 3 teams