I left for a year. But I’m back. And really, it shouldn’t even count because 2020 is literally the worst and I will forget it ever existed. #2020worstyear#2020sucks
PSA: For the fellas using dating apps... photos of you flashing your middle finger weren’t cool at age 16, so they definitely aren’t at age 30+. Please remove. #onlinedating#swipeleft#fail
Some days, I get into bed and think to myself... I am so comfy; it’s a miracle I ever get out of bed. Today is one of those days. #bedtimethought#alwaysgettingolder