Danny Canino

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[Danny Canino @alwaysshlumped]

Me: "where's the root beer"
Wendy's employee: "don't worry its cooking"
Me:

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Jacquess Williams @Defected_Saint]

@fw_bigdog Never. People blaming weed for "lack of clarity" probably didn't have much "mental clarity" to begin with. It's easier to blame weed than be personally accountable. Now they're sober, unhappy, and still stupid! 😂😭😅

[loser retard @ripsquadfan]

Who the fuck be 18+ without a license dumb spongebob ass nigga

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Who gives a fuck what they’re thinking…..Its what you’re thinking that matters……Fuck them!

[Danny Canino @alwaysshlumped]

@Iberianamerica Mf is eating straight seasoning

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Died for nothing award 🎖️

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Who did it better?

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[heh @coldinchrome]

if mexico wins i better see the mexicanas shaking ass posting feet and popping titties

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@_ReeMiddleChild “your first offense”

and the offense in question is murder

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

This shit looks so fucking lit. Imagine being outside with the boys, heavily buzzed, cheering on your country's ballistic missiles. Allahu Akbar blaring through every speaker in a 1 mile radius. Pure vibes. Streets looking like Chicago after the 2016 world series

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work