christian, but him holdin bessie

“don’t be ugly” -my dad

[christian, but him holdin bessie @alwaysvomiting]

I’ve updated my list of goals
• get married
• get on Conan
• get on hot ones
• using my bare hands, destroy every horse in the continental United States
• forgive the horse that hurt me when I was 8

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If your gig flyer is AI, I won’t go.
If your book cover is AI, I won’t read it.
If your song is AI, I won’t listen.
If your ad is AI, I won’t buy.
If your profile picture is AI,

We can't be friends.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $88 million for rape and defamation.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

In This House We Believe
Black Lives Matter
No Human is Illegal
Prigozhin is a Liberal Reformer
Love is Love

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: According to new forensic reports, Charlie Kirk’s microphone exploded.

This feels like the pager attack by Israel.

[Ty Webb @Ty___Webb]

Hey @RepThomasMassie, when the fuck do you plan on reading all of the names on the Epstein list, like you keep promising?

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

This "thing" calling anyone genetically inferior is insane cope

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Putting an Israeli flag up for the celebration of America’s 250th just seems too on the nose

[Praise @tufpraise]

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.

It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

sigh

[Society for Parapolitical Studies (India) @Parapolity]

Speaks chinese
Marries Iranian
Apologizes for the existence of Taiwan
A true soldier of the axis of resistance

[Janus Films @janusfilms]

It's that time of year

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump is bombing Iran again because Katie Phang won her Epstein transparency lawsuit against the Trump DOJ

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

3 hours after Trump was ordered to release the unredacted Epstein files we are back to bombing Iran.

Just another coincidence.

[LPC @landpalestine]

Palestinians were given plastic bags with the weight of their children in them when kids were blown up by Israel they couldn’t tell who was who.

A mother said, “I dont even know if this is my son.”

. I am so sorry maryam bialik after you saw someone with anti zionist shirt

She’s crying because someone wore a T-shirt she didn’t like meanwhile people are losing entire bloodlines

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[bug girl @buggirl]

i would choose the first option but for a really cool and way better reason than everyone else that would be a beautiful net good for humanity