matt wright

no such thing as a bad pun, huh? (please don't confuse me with my most handsome brother Left Wright)

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@letsbefrnk Who's Marco?

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@letsbefrnk Left Wright? No freaking way. We're gonna watch movies.

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@brightelle blondie, you have no sense of humor

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@letsbefrnk nighty-night, frankiestein.

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GOOD NIGHT FACERS

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@gidgotagig @werallmaddhere will you be sad when I die?????

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@gidgotagig @werallmaddhere jesus christ what is it with people and cancer

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@werallmaddhere I die but not before writting a letter to him, ending it with "okay elliot muriel?" (jesus christ what is it w/ this movie)

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@werallmaddhere that's not a secret as well, elliot is my man and we'll fall in love and go to amsterdam & I'll find out my cancer is back

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@werallmaddhere it's no secret I love fairytales, red. no secret at all

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I have two different assignments for nyu and I'm gonna make gay fairytales on both of them I think I this is clearly some kind of pattern

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why is it that shorts are called shorts and pants aren't called longs? humanity confuses me

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everytime I unfollow someone, queen's "another one bites the dust" plays at the back of my head

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@elliotohare okay, elliot grace

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@elliotohare jesus christ next thing you'll be buying cigarettes

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@elliotohare my eyesight might not be one of the best but i'm not blind

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@elliotohare gus' also a virgin

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@elliotohare would you love me more if I had cancer? okay, hazel grace?

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@elliotohare did you cry elliot I'm sure you cried

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its official: the fault in our stars is probably one of the worst movies i've ever seen