Ali Willcox

not bad, good size

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

It was terrible Mr Vice President what happened. And lessons will be learned. But here’s a thought - maybe concentrate instead on why 44000 Americans died last year from gun related deaths, and what can be done about your dreadful disease before you start lecturing others

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[Sean O'Neill @SeanOhhhh]

Something really really bad is about to come out about him

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

How on Earth is a police state that executes people in the street going to host a World Cup?

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@Noxlcs You’re telling me this isn’t Casey Frey?

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@keanerthanever1 @Johnfis08605918 You spent your Friday night replying to strangers for likes hahaha log off and get some mates 👍🏼

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@clashreport Fat idiot

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@J0hnADouglas @fistsoffiction @TheCinesthetic Stick to writing goblin porn you fucking idiot

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@Maceyvans @Connor_0404 @narindertweets @TheSun @GBNEWS @gofundme It’s widely reported you thick ugly cunt 👍🏼

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Is it just me or is the overt politicisation of child rape really quite grim?

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

One of those posts that makes you feel much better about your own life

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

finally, an easy way to explain aerodynamics to an american

[Ali Willcox @AlWillcox]

@MrSleepyguy5200 @gekoft @FearedBuck It’s beans *on* toast you dope