Master Splinter

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

That rocket commercial makes me want to buy a house with rocket

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This Saturday, October 19, 2024, is the 40th Anniversary of the Martyrdom of Father Jerzy Popiełuszko, a truly great Catholic priest, who was the source of tremendous spiritual strength for the Polish Solidarity Movement and, indeed, the entire nation of Poland, in the 1980s. Yesterday, in Chicago, I was honored to sign a Commemoration about this solemn anniversary and present it to Father Jerzy’s nephew, Marek Popiełuszko, as well as receive from him a book of Father Jerzy’s sermons and other beautiful mementos to remember the life of this extraordinary man of heroic virtue.

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Doing a 1st amendment audit on the employees of costco in madison heights right now.

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

The band is pry the best band ever

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Joey chestnuts dad really is the earl woods of competitive eating. He knew taking that second mortgage out on the house for those hotdogs would pay off.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Obama announcing death of bin Laden vs. Trump announcing death of al-Baghdadi.

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

@nickturani lets play euchre brother. Im the best partner there is after a couple beers.

[gab | IASIP s18 spoilers @f1ghtmi1k]

it’s his day today 🪨🇺🇸🦅

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

4th of July official schedule.

Today is Friday

Tomorrow is Saturday

Friday is Saturday unless you have work than your boss is a communist

Saturday is Saturday

Sunday is Sunday

Tread lightly but don’t pace yourself be a man.

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Transitioning before my 10 year high school reunion

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Ive seen your swing, I know your swing

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Stella blue at the sphere! @barstoolbigcat

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

Im just focusing on pool basketball rn tbh

[Sam Swank @SlamminSamSwank]

POV: college kid who got arrested last night waking up to Scottie Scheffler entering the Louisville drunk tank

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Comin' for you @hen_ease

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doesn’t make sense that American taxpayers are forced to fund anti-American activities

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

@PFTCommenter if you need a couch to crash on, I got one pretty close.

[Master Splinter @alwillmebowitz]

@PFTCommenter you in the d yet? You can sleep over if u want!

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Detroit never disappoints.