Yashodhan P

Nothing.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?

[. @desimarthastew]

My relationship goals are inspired by Kader Khan in Akhiyon Se Goli Maare, where he introduces his wife as "Yeh apun ka punter hai".

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

you remind me of a color I once knew

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Have fun. We'll all be dead soon.

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

You said "what punishment of gods are not gifts. Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper, choking back tears, asks Stephen Colbert, as they discuss grief.

"Yes," replies the comedian. "It's a gift to exist and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

[Satan @s8n]

Don’t forget to sin this weekend

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again

[Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 @bamafangrl]

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn’t that. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[Zenia D'cunha @ZENIADCUNHA]

Every time India beats Australia in a cricket World Cup match, a young child scarred in 2003 smiles a little.

#CWC19 #INDvAUS

[halsey @halsey]

I have a uterus, mark.

[Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER @driverminnie]

Dear Men. It’s time for you to speak up on behalf of your mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives and daughters. Speak up, because women don’t get pregnant alone.

[Rahul Desai @ReelReptile]

You learn about life by watching films. You learn about yourself by re-watching them.

[Aunty Sarita (سریتا) 🍉 @ViolentVeggy]

If someone says, 'I want to see the *real* India', I am dropping them off at Seawoods Station and asking them to get down at Kurla via the Harbour line, change to reach Dadar on the Central line, and finally change to reach Churchgate on the Western line. In the morning.

[g @skinnyhungry]

I am so fucking

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