Alex

Cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.
She/her

[Alex @alxprstr]

Platform shoes are cool because they’re like wearing a portable mini Squatty Potty

[Connor 🔍👀 @McConnortock]

Man I just really love when the whole timeline gets together and goes “30 rock was so fucking good” it happens like every 3-4 months and it’s always my favorite

[Alex @alxprstr]

@JacobsFieldRBW Buster's always had inflated expectations for Cleveland. I've been scratching my head at his predictions for 10 years.

[Alex @alxprstr]

There are literally no downsides to the Oxford comma.

[Alex @alxprstr]

Packing for a national conference is hard when you live in Denver and your “business casual” is Patagonia

[Alex @alxprstr]

I wish this season could go on forever just for the White Sox memes

[Michael @MichaelHook_CLE]

People are saying I gave the White Sox too much credit so here ya go

[Alex @alxprstr]

Alexa, will I ever not want to launch myself into the sun because people don’t know how to do writing good?

[Alex @alxprstr]

@rebeccamakkai Holes (thought it’s a bit older than 20 years)! I even ended up writing a research paper comparing it to One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest to demonstrate its literary significance

[Alex @alxprstr]

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!

[Alex @alxprstr]

The lack of replies and quotes mentioning The Leftovers is criminal

[Alex @alxprstr]

Are of my Cleveland Guardians Twitter pals hosting a fantasy league this year? I'd love to join! Pros of having me in your league: You won't end up in last place. Cons: Literally none.

[Alex @alxprstr]

I am WEEPING

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Queue up the Bryan Adams because he's back!

We have signed RHP Carlos Carrasco to a Minor League contract with an invite to Major League camp.

Welcome back, Cookie!

#ForTheLand

[Steph Metzger-Lawrence @7thInningSteph]

2023 was a very difficult year but I’ll always fondly remember the summer that gave us the submarine and the Montgomery riverfront brawl.

[Alex @alxprstr]

@MediumSizeMeech

[Alex @alxprstr]

Today I ironed my pillowcases and moved one step closer to completing my transformation into my mother. Just as the prophecy foretold

[Alex @alxprstr]

Absolutely criminal lack of Carloses Santana and Carrasco in these replies...

(For the record, Jose Ramirez, Grady Sizemore, and Kenny Lofton round out the rest of my top 5)

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

I’m bored and want to know your top five favorite Cleveland baseball players ever.

Mine:

1. Yan Gomes
2. Kenny Lofton
3. Michael Brantley
4. Jason Kipnis
5. Jose Ramirez

Honorable Mentions: Grady Sizemore, Travis Hafner, Austin Hedges, Andres Gimenez, Sandy Alomar Jr.

Hbu?

[Alex @alxprstr]

Being an obsessive fan of The Sopranos, Mad Men, and 30 Rock IRL is such a depressing existence. SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY REFERENCES PLEASE I JUST WANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD

[Alex @alxprstr]

Being an obsessive fan of The Sopranos, Mad Men, and 30 Rock IRL is such a depressing existence. SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY REFERENCES PLEASE I JUST WANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD

[Alex @alxprstr]

@kvnbsbl I’ll say it: I think Tito just really likes playing his white guys

[Alex @alxprstr]

@TheSims Justice for Pie-O-My #HorseRanchGiveaway