aly3nlopez

Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade

[aly3nlopez @aly3nlopez]

Seasons Greenings

[jamie🧩 ✦ Love Makes People✦ @Sharksguts_]

Just imagine Jill and Claire teaming up on ME

[aly3nlopez @aly3nlopez]

@MTGSecretLair @cfm_miku_en im so exitted!!!

[๑ Kyouki狂気 🌺 @KyoukiDesu_]

Me siento así cada que conozco a alguien y llega el momento de decir que soy gamer:

[🐝 @rookieyeartrell]

white dudes when you don’t laugh at the 5th rape joke they’ve made in the past hour

[Halo furry guy that loves Combat Evolved too much @NinjaHCE7]

Wordle devs for the last 2 days:

[۟ @irlpink]

relax my throat and remain eye contact

[Febreezy🕯️🇩🇴 #1 POLNAREFF FAN 2026 @febreezy_lalala]

Oh but pedophilia SA jokes and incest are okay

[ami 💤 @lesbogoro]

“Ann Takamaki is a lesbian,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"They're right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Ann Takamaki herself.

[Xen 🔥🧣 @XenDrawsThings]

Oh that's easy!
It's because you're taking advantage of her.
Arcana spends so much time alone. For all her competence as a librarian, she admits herself she's naive.
She loves and trusts you so much. She knows she has very poor impulse control, and would struggle to say no, even if she wanted to.
Sure, it feels good to lose yourself physically like this with her.
But endless sex isn't really what Arcana wanted out of this little student roleplay. She just did it because she's in love with you.
There is so much more to life than sex, even if that sex is consensual and with the person you love.

I kinda love that this ending exists. Not because I'm some anti-sex weirdo (I'm very much not, c'mon.)
But because most of these lewd Gachas would NEVER have the fucking cojones to look the player in the face and say:
"Choosing endless sex with your waifu was the wrong choice. You screwed up. She's getting less from life because you wanted more from her."

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

[GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE Collaboration Underway! @NIKKE_en]

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[Keto Mistrz @ChinaLoverChad]

Nie mógł jeszcze się napić piwa, ale mógł zginąć walcząc za pedofili
🦅🦅🦅🗽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RAAAH

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

ex-Resident Evil director Hideki Kamiya has criticized people leaking Resident Evil Requiem

"A detestable act that destroys everyone's happiness and deserves a thousand deaths... May you be cursed to never play games again"

[When is ryuji getting a figure? ☠️ @SanestRyujiFan]

When overwatch makes me mad i put down my morgana spray and punch him it makes me feel better

[Emmi ⚢ 🏳️‍⚧️ @emmiswagx3]

making out with a girl lying on top of you and she giggles and says hi, making eye contact while youre melting into a whimpery mess