Happy Birthday to one of my favorite Lil beebs. So thankful I grew up with such a creepy and loving neighbor like you @mbreezzzyy. Forever missing standing in my window waving at you to hang out.
Me to my mom: I had a really great day, Iโm calling you to celebrate
Mom: answers phone screaming โYAY GO ALY GO ALY!!!!! What did you do?โ
The best cheerleader ever, aside from my friends that Iโve texted all excited ๐
There is nothing more awkward than the screaming, grunting, middle-aged man at the gym thatโs using 15lb weights. Sir pls go home. Oh you canโt? Iโm sure itโs because your own wife is annoyed with you and feels awkward around you.