aly b

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[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

This nigga really named it X.

[• S L O A N • @SloaneyyB]

I’m so low and it’s not fucking awesome

[aly b @aly_bull]

srry mom

[• S L O A N • @SloaneyyB]

If Alyssa sends me one more snap doing something completely backwards & says “ I saw it on TikTok “ one more time I’m taking her phone away

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes it’s just better to make pizza at home

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

some of u girls didn’t have guy friends that repeatedly roasted u since day one & it shows

[Blake Toppmeyer @btoppmeyer]

'Not many people get to climb their way out of a coffin.'

A Vols fan plans to be buried in a custom-refurbished UT casket.

First, he let Paul Finebaum borrow it for a televised gag inspired by the WWE's Undertaker

The inside story on how it went down⬇️
https://t.co/ixzML5NOdS

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Your number has been called, @Finebaum 😂😂😂

[aly b @aly_bull]

rip alabama @SloaneyyB #VolsByFiddy

[aly b @aly_bull]

sloan just gave me the greatest reminder of how my mom wouldn’t even let me lift a laundry basket while i was pregnant. but my dad sure did have me in the back of a stock trailer 7 months pregnant holding onto a colt to make sure he wouldn’t fall over. 💀😂

[username @46859__]

I wanna tweet my feelings sometimes but some people don’t deserve to get to know how I feel

[Lauren Penner, MS, LPC @laurenpennerlpc]

If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.

[aly b @aly_bull]

being a full time mom, employee & house wife is one of the hardest & most under appreciated things. we really never stop going.

[aly b @aly_bull]

@hhurt1993 i don’t have a baby daddy, just have the same kid as this random ass stranger.

[aly b @aly_bull]

one time i gave birth to this man’s child & now he doesn’t even have the decency to wish me happy mother’s day. i love this generation hahahahahahhaa

[aly b @aly_bull]

hot girls have therapists on speed dial for every inconvenience 💋

[• S L O A N • @SloaneyyB]

I just wanna move away so bad like why tf can’t I be a rich bitch and dip tf out

[aly b @aly_bull]

@SloaneyyB yes & it bugs tf outta me