Aly Detergent

the legs feed the wolves gentlemen

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

@entrylevelbrand but have you seen ma mama mom bruh

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@bradyrobinson7 @Instacart hell yeah stick it to big grocery

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This flashlight deserves entertainer of the year.

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

@clatonic in your laura ingalls era

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@alyssa_schoener @fibulaa @bncmap @ladyefron …. .

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

@markmcmorris just skateboarded right by me in boston?? go celtics

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

A movie about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian where Michael Cera and Snooki play them

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

that case is over but the wild and weirdo behavior a lot of you showed over it remains

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

why on earth do you have to pay the government to tell the government you paid taxes to the government

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

@matthewjreidy 🤠

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

elmo and i have covid at the same time , bless 🙏🏻😮‍💨😵‍💫

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is really sleepy. Elmo doesn't think Elmo is going to make it to midnight. #HappyNewYear everybody!

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you can walk right up to bin of carrots at the grocery store and start eatin outta there like a horse

[Aly Detergent @aly_demerchant]

have they considered a bake sale

[CNN @CNN]

US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says https://t.co/p41AQq8sya

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

At what point during the night are they gonna slime people at the met gala