Alyssa U

Here We Go

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Someone asked me if I was homesick today lol bish this is home

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Can we change X back to Twitter come on man the gig is up

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I just watched White Christmas for the first time and I think it changed my life

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Do you guys remember what twitter was like in 2012? Character limits and subtweets galore… take me back

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I definitely did not say I had no faith in Aaron Rodgers….that’s my QB ;)

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As an OG belieber, I am so happy today

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The fact that my For You feed is being served blatantly racist, right winged extremist, and anti-feminism posts/videos shows me that this platform’s algorithm is fucked beyond repair. After 13 years, I think it’s time to say goodbye to Twitter.

& fuck you Elon

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Trader Joe’s parking lots are like vehicle ring around the rosie

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You bet on the chiefs doing anything this game? Ya lost everything

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I actually really like the new AI overview on a google search even though half the time it’s wrong because that means half the time it’s right and I get an easy answer

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Always be happy

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Today im gonna listen to Taylor swift and not watch the Trump inauguration - ttyl

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I’ve been savoring every episode of the new Queer Eye season and I’m finally on the last one and idk what im gonna do without it

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Sorry I can’t work this week because my birthday is on Sunday

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Don’t talk to me about the Steelers for 5 to 94725384 business days

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We’ve got a beer full of fridge tonight

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God was really like “imma give this girl one more challenge in 2024”

**CLOSES I70**

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First time in a punishment fantasy league this year and I’m right on track to spend 24 hours in an IHOP

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Christmas insta ads came late this year and now I have no money to buy all my personally targeted gifts for myself

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Strangely in the same predicament one year later

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Playing for first in one fantasy league and playing to not get last in the other, may the odds be in my favor

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God I don’t even fly until tomorrow but I’m already boiling that I’m flying frontier