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[Art House Memes @arthausmemes]

checking in on your friends

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Sometimes I forget that being productive doesn’t always mean that you have to get a million things done. It can mean that you did something hard for yourself today too. Progress is progress.

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Shit have I not posted a single tweet in 2019? 😧

[kayla @alyakrenae]

@mckayla_u If ya need some tips hmu

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Old Navy says “Hello again!” As if I haven’t received the 392 emails they sent me earlier this week

[kayla @alyakrenae]

dope

[kayla @alyakrenae]

My kinda fight

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

The most intense fight I’ve ever seen

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Nikki said she’s gonna give me cornrows this weekend

[kayla @alyakrenae]

@mckayla_u So precious 😩💖

[kayla @alyakrenae]

And yes they had to sign a waiver. 😂

[kayla @alyakrenae]

We went on a double date with this couple tonight and mostly they talked about a weird ass restaurant they went to that spanked you if you didn’t finish your burger

[kayla @alyakrenae]

@_CarleeJo_ Coming from... drunk you ?🤔🤔😂😉

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Nikki’s been complaining how the plastic pooper scooper for our pup is shitty so I got her a real snazzy metal one for Christmas and I can’t wait for her to unwrap it 😂💩

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Dudes always try to be “bros” with me and then occasionally something super girly will slip out my mouth and they’re like WtF

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Lol open to suggestions tho

[kayla @alyakrenae]

I think I want to start a vlog with my wife called Lesbians on Camera

[kayla @alyakrenae]

Do you guys know what a ‘Clooch’ is? It’s an Alaskan Eskimo that’s ugly af and drunk 25/7. I’ll take my customers word for it

[kayla @alyakrenae]

I’ve been reading and journaling a lot more often lately and it has really enlightened and encouraged my life, I’m diggin it