Alyssa B

Bad & Boujee TΔΩ🍸

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When a Kennedy loses a Democrat Primary in Massachusetts, by a lot, it just shows how far LEFT that party has gone. Joe Hiden’ will never be able to hold them back. Life, 2nd A, Energy, Religion, Jobs and the Economy, would be totally obliterated!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@nunes_alt_cat @realDonaldTrump Oh sweetheart. 🤣 Wake up.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 6-year-old called ranch dressing "salad frosting" and now I'll never call it anything else.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get dressed.

6-year-old: When I'm done.

Me: Done with what?

6: Being happy.

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@xvirghoe Loveeee

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: We need to clean the whole house today.

6-year-old: Why?

Me: It's dirty.

6: That's not a very good reason.

[Aaron Docter @aarondocter]

Cody “double doink” Parkey

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@mereisraddd @TwitterVideo

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@xvirghoe @me being the needy one in my relationship

[Liz @biz_lixenman]

Me after one martini

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@emilyrosejaeger

[Deadbeat Cousin @_BK6_]

The Pebble https://t.co/rXkdsY9NrU

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

Literally me binge watching Planet earth II all day. https://t.co/2gBImF1GZF

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@haleyashlin @emilyrosejaeger ‘Till I die.

[Alyssa B @alyb_19]

@emilyrosejaeger #goodcontent #ilyboo ♥️

[๛ @vstrvlprojected]

I just found the greatest video ever