Aly

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[Aly @alybarloww]

Oh, you thought I was awkward before quarantine? Just wait until our post Covid quarantine interaction.

Babes, it’s gotten worse. 😂

[Aly @alybarloww]

Does anyone else hate movies that feel like they are trying too hard to be funny? Mixed feelings about Thor and I’m gonna need a few days off to process these emotions.

[Aly @alybarloww]

Update: we made more friends after this convo 😂

[Aly @alybarloww]

At a neighborhood potluck tonight, Steve and I sitting alone:
Me: “wow babe we have no friends in the neighborhood.”
Steve: “nah we do, they all just have better friends.”

[Aly @alybarloww]

Get yourself a brother that doubles as your hype man

[Aly @alybarloww]

Did I just buy first class plane tickets to Portland to ease anxiety about flying or am I normal?

[Aly @alybarloww]

Excuse me while I have a pre flight panic attack thinking about being anxious on the flight. 🙌🏻

Really glad I was so on top of things this trip just to have it all messed up.👍🏻

[Aly @alybarloww]

Really glad I booked my flight with Delta three months early, had perfect seats for my anxiety, and then they switched the flight and now I’m near the back of the plane…and when I called in to tell them I need a window seat closer to the front…

[Aly @alybarloww]

To help me not have an anxiety attack she said she couldn’t help me. There’s 1 seat open for members IF they need to board last minute, and 1 first class window seat and you all know I can’t afford that…

[Aly @alybarloww]

MY DOG IS LITERALLY WATCHING STRANGER THINGS WITH US RN. Eyes are GLUED to the tv. 😂😂

[Steve @stevebarlow_]

Harry Styles is the new Elvis.

[Aly @alybarloww]

There is a bee hiding in my house and I will not beeee sleeping tonight.

[Aly @alybarloww]

THIS IS THE SECOND DAY IN A WEEK THAT IVE FOUND A BEE IN MY HOUSE I AM NOT OK. TIME TO MOVE

[Aly @alybarloww]

*no longer 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Aly @alybarloww]

Today I learned I am not longer young enough to stay up til 4AM and be fine the next day. RIP youth.

[Aly @alybarloww]

@witchinglasses OK MINE ARE TOO.

[Aly @alybarloww]

To those of you saying “refer to the handbook” as a way of saying we should think this is ok, God also wanted us to have agency.

[Aly @alybarloww]

@mas0nhardy I’m dying. Hahahaha. But Let’s be honest. EVERYONE was into men during that movie 😂❤️👀

[Molly Ward, LCSW @therapywmolly]

We really need to stop the idea that we have to be in crisis to go to therapy

[Aly @alybarloww]

I’m gonna need Netflix to QUIT ADDING DANCING/MUSICAL SCENES TO NORMAL TV SHOWSSSS.