alyssa

Tiny but mighty 💪🏼
UCSB '18 | USC '21

[. @lassihater]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Girls with fat tits where are we getting our bikinis from lmk

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

Don’t hold the elevator doors open for me I don’t want to be in there with you

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy......

[solé @layxsnv]

Tbh I pay 0 attention to them gas prices. What else ima do, walk

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Listening to Arthur Morgan talk to his horse just to feel something 🥴

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

I hate the winter white on my legs. Summer can't come fast enough 😩

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

The audacity of January to be this long and this cold

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Spech³⁰ @MojoPotatoo]

I miss Santa Barbara

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Hana Kitchen and Blenders 😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fck a breakup, have you ever craved food that’s not in your city

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

All of y'all owe Kali an apology loool

[邸珥菲 @SAIBdelvi]

I'm not lying when I said women's pleasure is more psychological than physical.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Look at the sparkle he gets in his eyes from being a hater

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Those bear cups aren't even cute

[star @exitwoond]

being shirtless without breasts prolly feels good af and aerodynamic

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Anyway, time for some comedic relief with that 70s show 😮‍💨

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Lmfao, what makes this L even funnier is that a few weeks ago, my 6 year old sister suddenly decided she didn't want to be a Cardinals fan anymore bc she wants to be Cowboys fan like her favorite sister 💀💀

[alyssa @alybaybee_]

Omggggg