alyson anderson

alyson? that’s my dad call me aly / product marketing manager @commonsku

[alyson anderson @alybrunton]

@ericchurch where’s Johanna???

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@breannvmorgan Congrats Elliot 🎉 only visited with her once, briefly, but she seems like she’d make a great mother

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If you can believe it, despite her serious lack of creativity shown here, @katelynbertrand actually made this meme

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No one:

Literally not one single soul:

Me: *starts setting up slap cup*

[alyson anderson @alybrunton]

@breannvmorgan JOANNIE ROCHETTE COMPETED AND MEDALED AT THE OLYMPICS JUST DAYS AFTER HER MOM PASSED AWAY. Incredible courage. RT if you cried.

[alyson anderson @alybrunton]

@tayylor_anne -Fire Truck
-Ballerina
-Teacher
-Disney on ice skater
-Dentist
-Teacher
-Dentist
-Chemist?
-Dentist
-“nvm I actually hate science.”
-Accountant
-“wow there’s big money in corporate finance, is it worth hating my life??”
-no. HR...?....oh no, this sucks too
-Marketing!

[alyson anderson @alybrunton]

this shania story is really what I needed today to lighten the mood

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WHY the obsession with stockpiling toilet paper specifically?? I mean Charmin is a great luxury but I don’t think it tops like...water?? Plz advise

[alyson anderson @alybrunton]

if you’re wearing these as your everyday winter gloves you’re a murderer sorry

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@kylieebrill @bublywater They have variety packs at Canadian Costco’s too!

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@dynamitekatie what can I say, I just love football

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Super Bowl Sunday agenda:

-watch Demi sing the anthem

-tik tok for 2 hours

-half-time with shakira and j-lo

-tik tok for another 2 hours

-bed

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I’m only coming home for Fireman’s Social if DJ Slipper-e is DJ’ing and that’s the tea

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https://t.co/oQX9PxYzoN

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💕💐

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@breannvmorgan You’re gonna leave this here and then just not spill the gos??

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@breannvmorgan The real question is has he heard of siouxchella @IMKADEN

[James Corden @JKCorden]

#clickwithcompassion https://t.co/bpJzrXCfQo

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@katelynbertrand Can’t relate because I know how to read

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republican news: this could be a slippery slope to democrats declaring national emergencies for their own agendas, like gun control, the opioid crisis, or climate change.
me: ahhh yes very good point except for the fact that those are ACTUAL emergencies.
https://t.co/spJaVSICSg