child of the kindly west

black lives matter

[child of the kindly west @alyburke123]

fuck the entire state of indiana i was there for no more than 4 hours total and the landscape of my back is permanently altered by the severity of the sunburn i received. i will be pressing charges

[child of the kindly west @alyburke123]

is the las vegas airport contractually obligated to play only panic at the disco or what?? i have heard nonstop brendon urie since this layover started 3 hours ago

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

My favorite instance of this is AI artwork produced from the prompt 'salmon swimming in a river'. It is a mistake, but the kind of mistake that a child would make. That is precious.

[child of the kindly west @alyburke123]

no wake-up experience is more disorienting than snleepin a tad bit too hard on the night before daylight savings and waking up after 11 am for the first time since you were 17

[yik🔥 @M628Yik]

一日一犬間に合わんかった

[child of the kindly west @alyburke123]

whoever is repeatedly outbidding me for my dream ring on ebay: literally die

[eski @eskification]

I keep saying this to myself. perfect phrase

[Patricia @IdealPatricia]

prosciutto before Italians harvest it from the sea
https://t.co/4KQGBCJTkJ

[꒰ა Taledo ໒꒱ 🤘🎙 Returning Soon... @AyoTaledo]

This rule actually comes in clutch so often it’s insane

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

do you think they explored each other’s bodies

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

[Monday Mourning @MissLadyMonday]

Rest In Peace velociraptors you would have loved nitro cold brew