Alyson Enderle

Actor, singer, baker

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

*puts on a movie in the background while I clean my room*

*two and a half movies later and I've only folded one pair of pants*

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

The first three minutes of the 2005 Pride and Prejudice always stops my heart, and restarts it again. #purebeauty

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@april_roeder Caved after three.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

GROOOOOSSSSSSS

[Helen Raw @helenraw]

Just look at this casting wording for a 9-11 YEAR OLD!!

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

YESSSSS @ALISTROKER !!!!!!!!!

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@helloitmeg Yes, especially since we came from a highly-collaborative learning environment where we felt listened to. It’s weird to see how many people a lot older than us are ruled by pride and the fear of being wrong, when it’d be more helpful to be a good listener and open communicator.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@TENDERpbj I had a very similar feeling before I graduated last year, and I can honestly say it is sooooo nice to find my identity as a normal person vs. my identity as a student.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@TomIsbell @TheYAGuy @Jamie_Beth_S @christinekohle1 @SJSchmitt @ErinRhewBooks @swbyrd1006 @davidnett @Serena_G_Brook @LaurenHugh Yes!! Love it! Ok, off the top of my head:

Pride and Prejudice
Look at the Birdie
World According to Garp
Northanger Abbey
Lincoln in the Bardo

@Chenoa__Rae @Vivvely @LaNavePaul @shelbybeckman @lukeharger

[John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman]

Anyone:

Ado Annie:

[John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman]

CINDERELLA: Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.

BAKER'S WIFE: You may know what you need, but to get what you want, better see that you keep what you have.

WITCH: https://t.co/zuepDVruys

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

I had a dream I paid a $250 speeding ticket and it was felt SO REAL that I had to check my bank account this morning

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@Chenoa__Rae I said this almost word for word yesterday.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

My roommate didn’t know that in Sim’s, ‘WooHoo’ means ‘having sex’.

Let’s just say she’s very disappointed in Kyra Hayden.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@iamjordanu THANK YOU!

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

Me: Goodnight Bill.
Phil: Goodnight Alyson Ender- did you just call me Bill?
Me: Night.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

@HalBalBerry Cocaine.

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

Everybody cries a little bit when they have a really good cookie, right? That’s not just a me thing, right??

[Alyson Enderle @alycat214]

Me: Oh, thank you, but I don’t want to dance. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Yeah, but is he here?
Me: No.
Guy: So he could be dead for all you know.
Me: .....
Guy: .....
Me: *walks away*