alycechan | momcom nyc

Stand-up comedian. Producer & Host of BYOBaby Comedy in NYC. Insta @momcomnyc. TikTok: Marketer & Photographer @acdesignhouse

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Moms Don't Pee Alone https://t.co/LiSE4u5M9H via @YouTube

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currently at the gym on the treadmill sweating and looked up to see the tv monitor documenting the hot dog eating contest. Uh who sweating more? It’s like as if I am in the land of free, America, celebrating our independence but still need a man’s vote to get an abortion.

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I think if you’re crazy, you are halfway to becoming a parent. You can’t stay sane after kids. So get on the crazy train. #randomthoughts from a #crazymom

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@Jays_hangry now at 42

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I think if you’re crazy, you are halfway to becoming a parent. You can’t stay sane after kids. So get on the crazy train. #randomthoughts from a #crazymom

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People want babies because they want to see a cuter version of themselves. If the baby is gorgeous, you’re like, yeah, I knew I was cute. If the baby is ugly, you can blame your partner. #baby

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So I saw a workout video of a woman running on the treadmill and then she fell and her pants also slipped off her legs and that is the type of workout video that I’ll watch. #treadmill

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Momsessed: Comedian Alyce Chan’s Parenting Essentials Include an App for Saving Special Moments https://t.co/6BGZyqFzRY via @SheKnows @alycechan

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Looking for a dog walker every day from 4-6pm. My kids are 6 and 8. #babywalkers #babysit

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March 11th Hollywood! Come to @comedychateau Headlining this Saturday! Tickets going fast! #lacomedy #hollywoodcomedyshow

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@JLCauvin not over his pants? lol

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@Old_Lady_Baby omg you’re such a stunner

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Single people have time and energy for fancy sex life. I don’t care about your Venti caramel macchiato two pumps hazelnut extra foam shaken not stirred. Me? I just want a cup of coffee, black. #starbuckssex

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Hands down. The best baby shower I’ve ever been to. #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #Rihanna

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Precisely.

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Me making friends at 6: love rocks. Me too. Best friends?
Me making friends at 40: I hate people. Me too. Omigosh I love you. #friendship

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I get overwhelming anxiety in crowded places, like group texts.

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Me about to serve a spoonful of medicine that tastes like manky socks to my sick kid:
"You have to take this. It's yummy strawberry flavor."
#lyingtokids #kidmedicine

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I got to pee alone today. I was at aisle 9 at Costco when I sneezed. #peealone #momlife