Ali

Earthbound child

[Ali @alyciahali]

@RexChapman These aren't anti-maskers.. They're stupid kids

[Ali @alyciahali]

Masks are like pants if you don't plan on getting out of the car you don't need them

[Ali @alyciahali]

@thepcos_cysters guys.. Best twitter handle ever lol

[Ali @alyciahali]

Handled like a mothafuckin G.
That's right Americans.. Listen to your Captain!

[Ali @alyciahali]

@tysharp @CityofBrantford Lol classic. I just wonder if they considered people having to leave their driveways for work, or to take their kids to school this morning, at all? .. Or thought about it briefly and said.. Fuck it, we're the city, we care about no one!

[Ali @alyciahali]

Thank you @CityofBrantford for finally deciding to pave the top layer of my end of elgin st.. After two years.. Without notice, and on my husbands birthday so now there's no chance of any deliveries happening to our house. Hey at least you haven't cut our internet line yet today!

[Ali @alyciahali]

Finally some good news..

[CP24 @CP24]

Lengthy and enjoyable fall season likely for Ontario and much of Canada, weather experts predict
https://t.co/uOrSsG4H1h

[Ali @alyciahali]

Ever wake up with a song stuck in your head that you legitimately have not heard in 20 years.. Mine was Mistake by Serial Joe

What the fuck subconscious? You one weird bitch..

[Ali @alyciahali]

@VanLathan "biscuit breaks" is my favourite part of this tweet!

[Ali @alyciahali]

@J_Mei21 @JuddApatow It's fine.. I'm picturing a cliff just out of the camera shot on the right.. And it's fine..

[Ali @alyciahali]

I have laughed way too hard at so many things already today... I've officially begun the descent into hysteria.

[Ali @alyciahali]

@naguirre @Fearless_Fred It's like people want to revoke our Canadian card for feeling this way lol but I totally agree..

[Ali @alyciahali]

Dying over @SmartLess. What a solid gaggle of guys for a podcast. @batemanjason is such a boss and one of my favourites, @arnettwill has a voice that could get you pregnant and @SeanHayes is so funny with such an infectious laugh.

The Will Ferrel episode is fucking amazing.

[Ali @alyciahali]

Bedroom window open +freezing cold+ under duvet = bliss.

[Ali @alyciahali]

@Sloane_Lawless @emmyrossum And people should respect your choice. Maybe one day people will stop trying to control women's bodies..

[Ali @alyciahali]

@CP24 Good luck with that homie.

[Ali @alyciahali]

@Sloane_Lawless @emmyrossum Right? I had less than great pregnancies, some loss, and struggled with infertility because of my pcos, I feel like I should be allowed to make the choice to not want to go through that again. As well as just my regular day to day symptoms. But if a guy wants a vasectomy...