aly (american oasis girl)

Anywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

🪐 https://t.co/H5OoKRJbBj

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

making a list of random things i’m good at. number one is hearing a cough and being able to identify gender and age bracket

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

if you ignore everything else this season the most shocking thing hands down is the fact that gal is not an australian man #loveislandusa

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

happy birthday america! our present this year is the demise of mitch mcconnell :)

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

jesus christ being outside rn is like stepping out into an oven while a hairdryer blows in your face

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

omg we are in 2026

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

the empire state couple is the hottest couple of 2025

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

my first summer in dc broke something in my brain bc it’s 91 degrees and i truly don’t think that’s bad at all

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

anyway ‘expectations’ is a banger

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

is Olivia Rodrigo doing a Phoebe Bridger’s ripoff in her latest album or is Phoebe Bridger’s doing an Olivia Rodrigo ripoff always

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

conswank new song + vid is fine but idk feels stale & a bit uninspired bc the the video is so obviously the 2026 version of odd future’s ‘oldie’ which is infamous for being an organic vid that happened when they were shooting for XXL. can’t stage authenticity

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

this was such a jump scare as an ex-tumblrina

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

was i on the cutting edge of a scene or did i just listen to bad music?? the world may never know

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

was able to recover my itunes playlists from 2010-2013 & i found all these dubstep & dnb songs i ripped from music blogs that have almost little to no internet footprint. i feel like an archeologist of mid 2010s edm culture wow

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

my two top tracks can be found on soundcloud but we’re uploaded 15 yrs ago & have under 500 streams

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

England’s struggles in Massachusetts:

-2026 vs Ghana
-1776 vs American colonies

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

looks like they never heard my 5th grade science teacher, Mr. Heath, sneeze

[The Associated Press @AP]

Joseph McGrail-Bateup, an honorary town crier in Australia's Canberra, has been recognized as the world’s loudest person. Guinness World Records acknowledged the 58-year-old recorded the loudest ever shout by an individual. He yelled ‘now’ at 122.4 decibels.

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

geese is like the front bottoms in the sense that i've been told “this is the either best thing i’ve ever heard or the worst” about both

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

not kidding every time i’m out & overhear the word “connection” in a convo i’m like……you talking about love island 👀👀

[aly (american oasis girl) @alygrendel]

obsessed with kayda pulling the new england bluntness card lmfaaaoooo #loveislandusa