Alyssa Hanson-Smith

Actor, Teacher, Podcast Host, and all around Dreamer and Schemer.
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Did anybody ever actually play Mouse Trap the way it was instructed???

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Just saw @raminkarimloo in #AnastasiaMusical . That voice!Can he please play Moses in the upcoming Prince of Egypt musical?

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Check out some summer #Shakespeare in New West with @AlchemyThtr ! We've got love, banter, mockery, and the possibility of a splash zone!

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Read this whole thread please. https://t.co/zj6cWmoDIb

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Anyone who willing to serve 2 defend his/her country & put themselves in harm's way should have that right regardless of sexual orientation

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Taking a time out tonight and not letting myself do work. So I'm playing #KingdomHearts for the first time.
This music. Is. Amazing.

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After running lines for 3 hours straight.. my brain will no longer shakespeare. 😑

#loveslabourslost #brainmelt #actorslife

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@Aininian

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@Aininian I thought I was supposed to be meeting my (traditionally handsome, white) soul mate (who's unavailable) in an adorably awkward situation.

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How am I 28 & not living in a large NYC apartment as a quirky but attractive foodcritic/magazinewriter/eventplanner?
#romcom #expectations

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Realized I am now the same age as Julia Roberts character in My Best Friends Wedding.
Currently in a pit of despair.

#romcom #FAIL

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I went to IKEA, walked through from start to finish, and only bought what I went for.
I deserve a medal...or a parade.

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Accidentally bought coconut water instead of coconut milk. I have tasted the devil and he is real.

[Disney Animation @DisneyAnimation]

Disney Legend Tyrus Wong: "If you can make a painting with 5 strokes instead of 10, you can make your painting sing" https://t.co/nQqC7ElnB9

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My upstairs neighbours either have a cranky baby or a very vocal cat.Cant tell the difference.In other news,I should probably not have kids.

[Alyssa Hanson-Smith @alyhansonsmith]

1) open site on device that isn't phone
2) forget password
3) reset password
4) update phone with new password
5) repeat every 6 months

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@MyFavMurder the new Sweet Honesty

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Reading your Facebook updates from 10 years ago is a lesson in humility.

[Alyssa Hanson-Smith @alyhansonsmith]

Though my first #netflixlive thought was:
"No. @arnettwill has better things to do on a Friday night"
My 2nd thought was:
"Wait...does he?"