alyssa horth

thicc and sweet, like honey

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[sage mycock @sage_mycock]

would much rather be getting corona virus sitting on a beach somewhere than in quesnel js

[hallie @halgal420]

No one:

Back of an organic snack label: We love what we do. We are a family. I knew when my kid started shitting blood in 2008 we needed to create the best organic GMO free pretzel wedges you’ve ever tasted. So that’s what we did. For you. Eat with a smile please!

[KVeeFrom17th ✨💸🖖🏼 @ulovekvee]

T.I : Stacks On Deck , Patron On Ice

10 Year Old Me : We Can Pop Bottles All Night , Baby You Can Have Whatever You Like

[alyssa horth @alyhorth]

Brystons life in one picture

[jp @excesstential]

Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something

[TNY wrld @thelmaopong]

Remember you are someone’s reason to smile.

Because you are a joke.

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

bitch just wait till i feel like getting cute

[Curly @robcurly_]

I like my space and they usually take it the wrong way.

[alyssa horth @alyhorth]

WHY am I so shy 💔

[adam @brokeangeI]

fuck ur zodiac sign are u gonna break my heart or what i need to feel something

[alyssa horth @alyhorth]

I sit in just my towel for atleast 10 mins after every shower is this common or no

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I was FIENDING for a hot pickle...

so I drove and got me a hot pickle.

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

money never hurts my feelings

[alyssa horth @alyhorth]

Nintendo DS pictochat will forever have a place in my heart

[alyssa horth @alyhorth]

Dear boys:
Girls sometimes cry for no reason, so don’t get frustrated if there Isn’t one! 💜

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

if you’re in a bad spot right now or just having bad luck with relationships and no one has told u this, i hope u know that luigi is out there

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I thought she was dead😭😭😭