Alyssa Humes

high heel wearing, coffee drinking, yoga and sustainability attempting, coaching, biscuit slinging, writer. any questions? Greenville, SC she/her

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

I’m keeping @KamalaHarris’ “I’m speaking,” and “I would like equal time,” energy for the rest of my life. #VicePresidentialDebate2020

[Mirna Valerio @TheMirnavator]

Check out my homie!!!! She’s incredible.

[NBA TV @NBATV]

Bank is open for Luka 💰 https://t.co/xxC67QZvVN

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

@babyjay_4 let’s get this bread?

[Venmo @Venmo]

Lights, camera, #VenmoItForward. We’re giving away $5,000. Follow us, RT this, and tag your fave movie date. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500. Annnnd ACTION 🎬

No purch nec. Ends 4/26/21. US only, 18+. Venmo account required. Rules: https://t.co/KUTu7IiQmh

[Venmo @Venmo]

Lights, camera, #VenmoItForward. We’re giving away $5,000. Follow us, RT this, and tag your fave movie date. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500. Annnnd ACTION 🎬

No purch nec. Ends 4/26/21. US only, 18+. Venmo account required. Rules: https://t.co/KUTu7IiQmh

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

Parents: “Why is my kid not playing?”

My brain: “Your kid has the athleticism of a spaghetti noodle and a terrible attitude.”

What I actually say: “It’ll take a lot of hard work for them to come up in the playing rotation and they’ll get there with time.”

#coachingproblems

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

If you wanna go fast, go alone. If you wanna go far, go together.

[Estevan @_ISTHATESTEVAN_]

EXTRA heavy on the “be safe” & “I love you” because life is so short...

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

The more I learn how to effectively communicate, the more I realize how many people can’t.

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

“It’s okay to be a ‘big’.”

This is something I wish I had heard more when I played...as a former “big”, it’s nice to hear this for current and future kids that are 6’5”+. Being in the paint isn’t for everyone!

[Chadwick Hixon @CoachHixonDimes]

For the record...

6’5+ kids who can run, defend, and rebound still earn basketball scholarship opportunities.

It’s okay to be a “big”. I promise you...

[Marco Regalado @CoachRegalado]

$1400 Stimulus Hits

Me at Chipotle:
I brought my own Tortilla from home...yes I know Guac is extra. Don’t ask stupid questions.

[PHILOSOPHY | φιλοσοφία @PhilosophyOnX]

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom. - Tagore

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

It’s always been like this... someone just finally called it out enough that they’re having to cover their backs now.

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

Are you sad and angry about the surge in anti-Asian violence? Wondering if there’s something anti-racist you can do? One idea: learn how pronounce Asian names! It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just try, and it will make a difference to your Asian friends and people you meet. (1/8)

[C. ♡ @_chabedoll]

That 1:59 to 3:00 was aggressive

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

I decided to be a little less stoic and a little more radiant. Stay tuned.

[Alyssa Humes @alyhummms]

I’m re-watching The Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix and it’s reaffirming why I walk around with good posture and looking angry all the time.... wild stuff.

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Madea goes to Buckingham Palace