Aly Khan Kassam

3 ply only. 2 ply need not apply.

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@Crackmacs ctv called it at 7:38

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Inside Michael Jackson's iconic first moonwalk onstage http://t.co/yyARJU2qjA #longreads

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@petermansbridge did it again. Did a soft interview with Harper last night, and then went hard on trudeau. Like last election with Jack

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@MichelleRempel it is good for Canada, but only with proper scientific approval, regulations and oversight.

[Avenue Calgary Magazine @AvenueMagazine]

8 of the best golf courses in the mountains. They are worth the drive. http://t.co/HD9YgJ8YgE

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@Sid_Seixeiro the irony is that they cut off basketball, for a show about basketball. #saltinthewound

[The Star Calgary @thestarcalgary]

Less confusing ‘unified’ parking signs planned for downtown Calgary http://t.co/C0sxAXOMb6 #yyc #yyccc #yycroads

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Nothing makes a riot feel as special as a giant SEASONS GREETINGS sign.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Why are Palestinians pouring rubble on their heads? http://t.co/u2NWEFACqb #ALSicebucketchallenge

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@4rdpartschick @Crackmacs @ptutty13 Definitely firecrackers. Hear it once a week, right outside my window.

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@acoyne we should really stop pretending there's any intelligence going on in this conflict.

[CBC Calgary @CBCCalgary]

Israel support rally held as Jewish Defence League plans Calgary branch http://t.co/aWJFUKkbk4

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

If the #raptors think caboclo is the Brazilian @KDTrey5, their exchange rates are mucho off.

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@realDonaldTrump @happygirl71929 we don't want either of you two twits. We built fences to keep morons like you two out. -Canada

[Nicole Bogart @nlynnbogart]

NEW: Scope of #Lenovo online price error widens as customers wait for refunds: http://t.co/4P1gQWsCAG Customers won't back down. #Lenovogate

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Welcome to the Click-Bait Club, @Sethrogen. You want a drink? I'm running a tab.

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

Updated w/ video Lenovo Canada cancels customer orders after online pricing error http://t.co/mqWv18K01h #LenovoGate

[Aly Khan Kassam @alyinfancypants]

@lenovo @Lenovo_Canada Considering what happened and the way it was handled, this was my last purchase of a lenovo product, ever. #honor

[Dan Jenner @fourtwenty2009]

#lenovosucks: 1,200+ ppl sign petition demanding @Lenovo & @Lenovo_Canada honour their sale price http://t.co/a1QtfO0rmF Sign and RT! #PC