Family obsessor. Connoisseur of all unhealthy food. Lover of TV. Reader. Painter. The 'nice stroll in the park' kind of exerciser. Mom (a cool one obviously)
This is an email I wrote to @LeoDiCaprio when I was 10 and apparently couldn’t spell (I snuck into my dad’s email account and thought I found Leo’s real email address). I’m embarrassed...but also so proud of my enthusiasm.
Earlier @alyjbaker asked me what time the Packers were playing today.
I can’t decide: endearing because she at least knew Sundays in winter usually mean game day; or time for marital counseling because she completely forgot about/ignored my anguish from last weekend?
@CrumblCookies had a thoughtful delivery of cookies but it was covered in ants when we received it because it was left on the ground. Any way to get new ones?
@mkingsle Who are you eating first from our survivor group chat? I’d probably go for Wayde first since he seems like he’d be the most willing to eat us first…. @WShidler34
@Crocs Hi! I left my sons shoes in the car and overnight one appears to have majorly shrank?! Is this normal? If so, this is crazy. It literally is 1/3 smaller now.
I’m convinced one reason Covid spread so quickly is because we all use the same gas pump handles that (likely) haven’t been sanitized since 1988. Every time I use one I feel the need to quarantine for two weeks because IMAGINE THE GERMS.
@stevenamos@AndrewEBaker I revived the thread to let everyone know they should add #BRIDGERTON to their list. So new and old all at the same time.🤷🏼♀️
I wish I had a Twitter account that wished me happy birthday on my birthday @AAnglin11 happy birthday! Wish we were celebrating by doing some bowling! 💛
On episode 5 of #TheUndoing and feel very strongly that it’s the son?! Putting this out there so I can tell everyone I’m right after I finish the final episode tomorrow...(also don’t tell me if you know....).