Aly Coco

business owner. writer. artist.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Me: “ah yes, the holidays are over, time to relax.”
Carnival season: “bitch, you thought.”

[Aly Coco @alym712]

@emilykmay I stopped wearing after I had a miscarriage. Instead of changing before driving myself to the ER (bc panic) I showed up in what I was wearing; leggings and a thong. I was bleeding through them when a nurse gave me a pad. Trying to maneuver a pad with a thong was laughable.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

@Pensandpages @EdKrassen @PaultheAcadian New Orleans native here. It was built on a swamp. It’s always been sinking.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Quidditch is just air golf with magic. I will not be taking any questions.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

I’ll never understand how I ended up with a husband who is more of a diva than I am when it comes to sleep but here we are. No tv, lights off, fan on. Like a psychopath.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

She really needs to learn self tanner 101.

[➹ @CARDIXTOWN]

the color difference between her face and her hands... i'm crying

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Had to censor the culprit but here y’all go….this is a man who got mad that I wouldn’t go out on a second date with him and proceeded to post this on my FB wall. @SheRatesDogs

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Live nation is really out here convincing every millennial to go to Vegas in October 😅

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Me at 9pm: I’m only going to stay up until 1am at the latest writing
Me at 4am: well fuck

[Aly Coco @alym712]

It’s funny how our house has disrupted into chaos with bringing a puppy home with two cats. One has been hiding in our bedroom for 4 days. The other stands on high surfaces to look down upon him with dislike. It’s all going well!

[Aly Coco @alym712]

I want pho but it’s 3am and nothing is open. I guess me and my sore throat will just fuck off until morning.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

I put a shirt over my husbands eyes (jokingly) because he was complaining about my lamp being on. He was awake when I turned it off. He’s asleep now & I look over and see he’s still using it. I bought him a $30 mask for this reason. $5 shirt is better I guess ???

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

it’s so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle

[Aly Coco @alym712]

@TheRealRooBus @Bonnaroo Elton John 2014
John butler trio 2014
Wiz 2014
Florence 2015
The killers 2018

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Hey @Meta I’ve been trying to change my name on both Instagram and Facebook since my wedding on 10/30. A reply would be great.

[Aly Coco @alym712]

I had a dream @danjlevy decided he wanted to be in my wedding next Saturday & proceeded to get offended that I didn’t have a robe for him. He then told me the flats I’m changing into were disrespectful to his eyes & only tacky brides where white tennis shoes 🤣

[Aly Coco @alym712]

How is it that both my sister and I are synced up but also my best friend who lives 500 miles away and then another bestie who lives 30 miles from her? HOW? SCIENCE EXPLAIN PLZ

[Aly Coco @alym712]

@TheRealRooBus @CookOut you were born for this

[Aly Coco @alym712]

Sorority girls are about to start bedazzling vaccine cards