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[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@MaherEK Citation management?

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@Adam_Karpiak Interviewer was trying to hide the fact that they were laughing at something on screen (or maybe me) while I talked.

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Few things are more American than driving behind someone with a “guns save lives” bumper sticker the morning after learning a family member died from a gun accident

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@lemonmerandpie The Invader Zim to Over-Educated & Under-Employed Pipeline is real

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@d_chaloux Yay!! Congratulations!

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

From left to right: music theory, music education, musicology, composition

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@MaherEK I didn’t even look at those. I was too distracted by Reddit’s allusions to robot dolphins and inflatable clown toys 😂😂

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Please someone write a dissertation about this

https://t.co/I76eAUVKiN

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Canceling $10,000 in student debt when the average white borrower is $12,000 in debt, while Black women hold on average over $52,000 isn’t just unacceptable, it’s structural racism.

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

We had to stop watching because this sent me into a full-on anxiety attack.

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Awkward moment when you get pulled over & Killing in the Name Of is plying on the radio 😊😂

[Jake Johnson @jakejohnsonphd]

Tenured prof, with a 4/4 load & two books, sometimes looks like this. At full prof it will look like a 4/4 load & 5 books and 53k. At retirement it will look like a 4/4/ load & 10 books and 53k.

I wish we talked about this more.

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Concerts that are definitely for my demographic: Iron & Wine + Andrew Bird

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

…they also sell automotive stuff like oil, coolant, duct tape

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Every time I get a new piercing I’m reminded of the horrific pain when my my shitty OB/GYN just sorta ripped out a fucked up IUD.

Nothing remotely compares to that experience.

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

@MooCowderer They’re putting on a convention that’s basically like teaching mlm huns how sell better (teach and recruit) and more efficiently (admin) and grow their down line (recruiting).

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

WGICon says the quiet part loud 😂
#MLM #PyramidScheme

[alyssa @alymadeerah]

Not my mom shifting her work call convo to talk about compensation and work load 🤣