Alyssa Michelle

Scientist - Author - Bonus Mom

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Bidding war for a house is waged... Not we anxiously wait. And wait. And. Wait. #buyersmarket #BiddingWar #GimmeThatHouse

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

The single most disappointing part of undergrad was learning octopus don't have tentacles and it still gets me fired up. #biologyprobs #saltierthantheocean

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Beer, real estate math practice, and good company... Is there a better way to spend a chilly night?

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

#jdrfgatsbygala #givesmehope What an incredible night. God is so good.

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

"So uh... The chick in front of you said sorry she cut you off, she paid for your order." Bless you, hybrid driving lady at @Starbucks #YouTheRealMVP

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Coffee. Then. Lab. #inthatorder #needcaffeine

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Oh the overwhelming never-ending Reckless Love of God 🎶 what a fantastic start to the work week #klove #jammingout

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Started my big girl job as a full-time employee today! So thankful for this opportunity to work… https://t.co/OrovB0MeG5

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Wow, I love you. Thanks for being a great dog parent and the best husband a girl could wish for… https://t.co/13gUxrwQGE

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Planning a honeymoon on Valentine's Day because we roll like that ❤😂

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

@AlwaysAddiLiz Time to update our resumes!

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

@AlwaysAddiLiz Down to Cuddle Club AND a NICU Cuddling, we're well qualified!

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

This guy on Bill Nye makes $80 an hour cuddling. Why did I get a degree again? How does one enter the field as a Professional Cuddler?

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

B: "Maybe I shouldn't go to work, I feel terrible."
Me: "Well then why are you getting dressed?"
"Gym."
"You can't skip work and go to the gym, you're sick or you're fine"
"Then I'm going to work 😒"
#fitness #noexcuses #gymspiration #hetried

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

*pays off debt*
*credit score drops 57 points*
Can't win 😤

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

I can't buy wine on Sundays? #ThanksNorthCarolina

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Consistently surprised by marketing tactics on food in the checkout aisle 😬😬

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

Sometimes life, and most times I, feel just like a sailboat. 🌊⛵

[haley 𖤐 @haIeybowers]

my aunt read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so she tried it on her dog and well

[Alyssa Michelle @alymichelle13]

A nice house that isn't in a sketch part of Durham but isn't quite as far out as Burlington, in a decent area, decent shape, and is under 200k... #isittoomuchtoask