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[aly_mp @alymp3]

Being patient is both a blessing and a curse.

[aly_mp @alymp3]

Ahhh this is a nice breeze!
Oh wait my mask isn’t on that’s why I can take a deep breath!

Literally, this is what it’s resulting to.

[aly_mp @alymp3]

@ZachJoseph94 I did, now I have stalkers, others sliding in my DMs, some don’t like me, and people giving me their opinion.
but I still love everyone ♥️

[aly_mp @alymp3]

I must be doing something wrong.
Home girl on my TL has been in three relationships, engaged twice, married, divorced, and planning another wedding all in a span of three years..
and I can’t get a text back. 🙆🏼‍♀️
#WhatsGoingOn #WhatDidiMiss

[aly_mp @alymp3]

#NewProfilePic

[aly_mp @alymp3]

Ladies ladies,
Don’t slash his tires, that’s so cliché...peel the sticker off his license plate.
#FoodForThought

[aylinnnnnnn @aylinmaquedaaa]

so in conclusion men ain’t shit #thebachelor

[aly_mp @alymp3]

Don’t worry mom, you’re sayings are famous. Trust.
“Te calmas o te calmo”.

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

HAPPY CAKE DAY, @VINNYGUADAGNINO! 🎂 Hope you're celebrating in your birthday suit. 😉

[DJ Pauly D @DJPaulyD]

Call Me Crazy, But I Love To See Other People Happy. #PaulyDPositivity

[mely❁ @melymtz96]

Yo cuando mi novio me dé el anillo jajajajajaja

[aly_mp @alymp3]

Single and ready to be nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[aly_mp @alymp3]

Asked the kids what shape I was pointing to, with so much confidence a kid yells, “MEXICO!”.
Me: “close, but it’s a pentagon.”

[aly_mp @alymp3]

@ledaisyyy Jafra 💁🏻‍♀️ no breakout since 2018

[NomaRetweets 💀 @TravelLoy]

We‘ve been alive for too long

[aly_mp @alymp3]

I used to say when I was 25 I was going to have it together...well look where the hell I am.

[aly_mp @alymp3]

You know you made it in life when the guy who rejected you in middle and high school is all up in your DMs. #ThankYouGlowUp

[aly_mp @alymp3]

When the popular kids from middle school or high school post “I was never one of the popular kids☹️” uhhh, stop while you’re ahead.

[aly_mp @alymp3]

So one day I’ll get used to Twitter because I’m barely reading messages from 2018 😳

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

The note was a national fucking disaster