alyssa ✰

ut journalism ’25 || former @impactnews reporting fellow and former copy desk chief @thedailytexan

[joey @joboduj]

when you eat a #YummyBurger

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

clause = 📝

claws = 🦞

Claus = 🎅🏻

[The Daily Texan @thedailytexan]

BREAKING: Katie McGee will transition out of the Dean of Students role and into an advisory role. John Dalton, vice president for student affairs, will now serve as the acting Dean of Students, according to an email obtained by the Texan.

[Lauren Hightower @llhightower8]

Asked @CedGolden to take a picture of us and it didn’t go as planned…

[໊ @meishato]

i’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

You need to be looking into stuff. You should be investigation-maxxing. You have to be, getting to the bottom of it-pilled. Your friends should describe you to strangers as “detective-coded”

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

New moon just dropped.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just lost control in barnes and noble

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

my two favorite lil guys love the library……………so cute………………….

[Meaghan English @meaghanienglish]

@matthew_gomez56 and I are in Atlanta for @SEC Media Days! Yes, we drove 14 hours. Yes, it was worth it.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The ‘dog days’ of summer get their name due to their association with the Dog Star, Sirius, found in the constellation Canis Major.

The first visible rising of Sirius occurs during the hot stretch from early July to early September.

Woof.

[Chris @citehchris]

drove by a chilis last night and got total
fomo. i bet there was some amazing memories being created in there and stories that can’t be retold

[Clare Amari @Amari_Clare]

Y'all! I published something!

I'm reporting on police and security guards in Texas schools for @nytimes. I want to hear from anyone who has interacted with a Texas school police officer or security guard or worked as one. More at the link. Please share! https://t.co/MbHkYkLDl7

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

“if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more” is one of the craziest lines ever dropped in literature cause cherishing something deeply genuinely feels like theres an indestructible rock in your chest and constant fog in your brain blocking the words you want to say

[hannah jurgens @wetmonsoon]

https://t.co/zgafd8guwO

[Fiza Kuzhiyil (ഫിസ) @fiza11k]

❗The Moody Writing Center, a pillar of UT's Journalism school, is set to close at the end of 2026, but your donation could save it.

UT students deserve the expertise of @MoodyWriting! Please consider donating at this link: https://t.co/VGddltjwhd

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

umbrella | noun | a collapsible shade for protection against weather consisting of fabric stretched over hinged ribs radiating from a central pole

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[Nicholas Gutteridge @NicoGutteridge]

Exclusive: Texas A&M’s Corps of Cadets has begun a sweeping internal review after an increased number of misconduct cases, including instances of alleged hazing. The assessment will “take an internal look at our values,” a Corps spokesperson said. https://t.co/Mm5ta1cnmG