△SHLEY ↳YNCH

the less you know, the more you believe.
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[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

I just want to drink wine and eat a ham sandwich while watching Desperate Housewives

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

@MattSzumowski

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

Taco Bell has been named America's best Mexican restaurant of 2018. 🌮🌯

Do you agree? https://t.co/06k8K7jGsB

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

I’m so happy I lost my umbrella

[Josh Lyons @TheLyons_Den]

Other NFL Fans: “I hate Philadelphia fans they are the worst. They’ll never get over their Super Bowl Win.”

Eagles Fans:
https://t.co/gXfHCFtYqO

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

The people next to me are thinking, “she’s eating again?” .... I just know it.

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Apparently the only short sleeve shirts I own are band tees.

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

In a few shorts days I will be 25..... t w e n t y freaking f i v e

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Honestly, I have the cutest cat ever born.

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

I brought $70 with me to go shopping today.. went to a few stores then stopped at Target for 1 thing... spent $97. (lol.)

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Been sleeping in a tent the past couple nights and finally home.. Matt is sleeping like a b a b y. He has been snoring his head off and even made it through a whole epic vamp fight without waking up to tell me to turn it down. #VampireDiaries

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Worked 14 hours straight today (well, yesterday) and drank two red bulls and I'm still wired.

[matt @mattybobpais]

When I've been at work longer than five minutes

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Last night I found out that Steve basically has a cult following. I support that cult @MarianHillMusic

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

@MarianHillMusic I found out that Steve has a cult following tonight

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Redecorating my bedroom starts now... and I'm so excited

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

*writes heading on paper*
Okay, time for a break.
*writes one paragraph*
Okay, time for a break.
*writes one sentence in second paragraph*
Okay, time for a break.

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

@hmmarcellina To Maryland?

[△SHLEY ↳YNCH @alynch8839]

Is it a coincidence that Uber drivers are the worst drivers?