Alana Kellar

Usually people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Money may not solve every problem, but it would likely solve my money problem.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Volleyball is just a more intense version of don't let the balloon hit the floor.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

If she's a Hoe in her Tweets.. Then she's a Hoe in the Streets!

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of ur eyes.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Better late than never, but never late is better.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

What are the largest ants in the world? Gi-ants!

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

This long distance relationship is killing me im moving my fridge to my room.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Never give up on the things you can't go days without thinking about.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

God said, Ask me and Ill make nations your inheritance and earths extremities your possession - Psalm 2:8

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Facebook is like my fridge... I know there's nothing there, but I check it every 5 minutes anyway.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. Shut up, please.

[Alana Kellar @alynova]

Unemployment Tip: Always get a full eight hours of sleep. Every three hours.