Alyn Horton

International man of mystery

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Recently discovered a plethora of @SandraBernhard’s live recordings on Spotify. Oh honey, the fucking JOY!

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@LouStoppard Everyone in LA’s response

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@stachepapi 😍✨🕺✨😍

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@hitRECordJoe Absolutely devastating 😢🐴

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@tom_aspaul Do you do requests? Can you learn this section?

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@tom_aspaul Watched this about 100 times so far...

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@ZachNyx 👍🏼👏🏼🌈 I miss Salt and Straw so bad

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@ZachNyx What flavour?

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@ZachNyx Very easily done

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@stimmo @robdelaney

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@ladykier the Dior Homme soundtrack was perfection! 😘👏🏼

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@meakoopa What about ‘Spied Her Man’? Essentially a stalker with super-strength vision?

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@johnhdunning The girl can’t help it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Fuck it, I’m joining the gym (stands up, collapses with exhaustion)

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@johnhdunning I’ve regularly found myself entangled in Barbara Taylor-Bradford

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@jazzemu_ I mean, I’m sold. Are you doing their PR?

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#Atlanta strippers have pulled off the best voting #ad campaign I have seen yet. Because... Atlanta #Vote #GetYaBootyToThePolls

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@gaileyfrey A black plastic version of the zippy red leather one Michael Jackson wore in the video for ‘Beat It’. It was from Asda.

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@AskAQueerChick ‘Saturday Night’ by Whigfield