alyssa rae

self-destructive. melancholic. usually dressed in black. she/her

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Olivia Rodrigo featuring Robert Smith on her new album is actually so THAT GIRL of her.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Do not show me the thing you made with generative ai. I have nothing nice to say about that.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Thank God my mom didn’t raise me to be anybody’s wife.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Every 3-6 months I explain basic Greek mythology to my family, it’s a good reminder that the only ancient text they’ve read is the bible.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Michael B. Jordan is undeniable.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

She was so funny and beautiful. She was so sad.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Of course Connor Storrie smokes American Spirits. That’s so theatre kid coded

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

I’m still a believer but I don’t know why.
I’ve never been a natural
All I do is try, try, try.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

love love love when a theatre company can’t use my email address to let me know I didn’t get a part I auditioned for twice, but can use it to put me on the email list to buy tickets for that show.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

I am coming late to my own self.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

I have made $35 for my ability to read so far this year. Which isn’t a lot, but also weirdly is a lot.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

The Olympics is so messy this year. I’m living. That beautiful Norwegian saying he cheated on his girlfriend on live TV, sir wtf.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

it was hard to see me happy.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

Community really is all it’s cracked up to be.

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

My favorite genre of Reddit story is when @supershayne reads the most unhinged misogynistic piece of garbage and two women on the couch yell at him for 3 straight minutes as if he wrote it.

[kay 🐈‍⬛ @willelwarrior]

duffers going from best coming out scene in tv history to worst oat needs to be studied

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

We live in an absolute police state. Ice is occupying cities and seven dollar eyeliner is behind locked glass in Walmart.

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

[alyssa rae @alyraehe]

I can make deals with the devil
Cause my dick’s bigger

Girllll what??? #TLOAS