alyssa🌹

talented and smart

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

When ppl say they walk 20k steps I’m like ok so u don’t have plantar fasciitis

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

learning to coexist with the spider that’s taken up residency in my bedroom

[jules 🦷 @oatfairy]

one year without David Lynch 🌟

“…the days are gonna start getting longer, and springtime is right around the corner. When, at least in LA, that night blooming jasmine will once again fill the air with its sublime fragrance.”

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

drown me in a sea of cheese fatayers

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

one day i WILL win a goodreads giveaway!

[jules 🦷 @oatfairy]

it’s me and oomf (jennifer lynch) against the world

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

today was an episode of girls

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

@murphkenefick my apologies

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

it’s me and my clinique black honey against the world

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

@murphkenefick pls do not give up fortnite </3

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

reading intermezzo the way sally rooney intended it (in my lover’s bed while he showers)

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

what if we kissed at the nosferatu sarcophagus

[claire @gh0stgurl]

i think probably you could not pay me to go to coachella

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

causing a ruckus at the getty with my squeaky shoes

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

@mayabtweeting this is too good…

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

it’s a beautiful day to form a coven

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

today i thank god i’m not a swiftie

[alyssa🌹 @alyrose99]

@clairecardona6 now THAT i’d watch